Serenay Moon Show
©2002 Kitty Ocean
Hosted by: Nova Young (aka Lady Kim)

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Nova: Welcome you all, welcome at the first, and most likely, the only show of SMS! *hears little beeps, looks confused around and sees Lady Luna with a cell phone*

Lady Luna: How do you spell ridiculous?

Nova: Huh? *most intelligent word ever*

Lady Luna: Yes, I wanted to sms Gaia to tell her that...

Nova: Why are you sms-ing? We are on the air for crying out loud!

Lady Luna: But you said this show was about sms

Nova: The show is called SMS- Serenay Moon Show! Not Short Message Sending *which is how it's called in the Netherlands* Can we finally start now?

Lady Luna: Isn't this a bit of a rip-off from TPAMS?

Lady Ignis: *pushes Lady Luna out of the screen* Yes, it is! This is because we want to thank them for having us in their show!

Lady Luna: How sweet!

Lady Ignis: Where you born that stupid?

Lady Luna: Like you are Miss Brainy!

Nova: Silent! *silence* There, we can finally begin. I trust you that you will cut this out of it, right Tiamat?

Tiamat: *big grin* Always.... Sure....

Nova: Fine, then we can finally begin. Let's start all over. *checks her hair and clothes* Welcome you all, welcome at the one and only episode of SMS! Yes, one and only, because this show will probably never appear again after this one. Our guests today are the most wonderful hosts of TPAMS- the Pikachu and Mew Show. We all love this show and were honoured when we got an invitation. Now, to thank them, we asked them in our own show! Let's have the first one up: Thunder!

*Thunder jumps on stage; there are loud roars and electricity from the guest audience*

Thunder: Yeah, who is THA Pikachu!? Who's THA Pikachu?

Nova: Welcome Thunder. How are you?

Thunder: I am fine, but I thought Lady Kim would host this show. Who are you? Have we met before?

Nova: Yes, we have.

Thunder: When?

Nova: At your Serenay Moon special.

Thunder: Really? I haven't seen you back then.

Nova: You even spoke with me.

Thunder: *confused* When? How? What? Huh? *again the most intelligent word*

Nova: Let me explain. Before I became a Guardian, I was a girl named Nova Young. Even though I'm not her any more, I can still take her form.

Thunder: Are you a clone?

Nova: *ticked off* No!

Thunder: Then what?

Nova: *irritated* Let's just say I have a split personality.

Thunder: Oooh! *understands it now and whispers* Wacko.

Nova: Now, let's get to the questions. You are a Pikachu, right? So electricity is your element.

Thunder: Yeah! Let's hear it guys!

*More thunder and roars sound from the guest audience. Moka walks at Nova and whispers something in her ear*

Nova: What?! You invited your whole family?!

Thunder: Yeah! Let's hea....

Nova: No! We are not insurenced for that *sees some guest carried away by ambulance personnel* Please, don't say it again. The guest audience already demands their money back.

Thunder: Don't give it to them.

Nova: But...

Thunder: This is only a one time show, right? *Nova nods* And you have signs over there that loses are not your responsibility? *Nova nods again* Well, then it's easy. People can also loose their health!

Nova: That's sneaky.

Thunder: My brother is a lawyer, they do it all the time at his office.

Nova: Really? Okay, on to the next question. Why did you started a show with Mew?

Thunder: You never finished your first question.

Nova: I won't finish it any more. My writer wants some audience left besides Pikachu when the show is over. So, the big question is: why?

Thunder: Well, I guess we just wanted it. I knew Mew for a long time.

Nova: How did you get to know her?

Thunder: I met her because of Kem, my trainer.

Nova: Trainer? Oh, wait, you are a Pokémon. My writer still wants to write a Serenay Moon meets Pokémon Special.

Thunder: Can I be in it?!

Nova: We don't know yet. So, what do you think of Mew?

Thunder: That big pink cotton ball?

Nova: Does that mean you don't like her?

Thunder: But I like Cotton Candy.

Nova: So you like her?

Thunder: I didn't say that, I just said I liked Cotton Candy.

Nova: *irritated* Come on, answer the question! Do you like Mew or not?!

Thunder: No need to get angry. No, I don't like her, she is just a friend!

Nova: Okay, now I'm confused. You don't like her, but she is your friend.

Thunder: Things could never work our between us. If we would break up, we would still have to work together.

Nova: Break up?

Thunder: Yeah, that sometimes happens in relationships.

Nova: You are talking about love?!

Thunder: Aren't you?

Nova: No!

Thunder: You confuse me.

Nova: YOU confuse ME!

Thunder: Do you have any other questions for me?

Nova: *rips cards* Not any more. Please stay for the after-show-party.

Thunder: I will.... I think.

*Kitt runs on the stage*

Kitt: Wait Nova, I have a question!

Nova: You should ask him later, we are in a show.

Kitt: But Thunder and I are so alike!

Nova: Huh? *here it is again!*

Kitt: Yes, Thunder has a smart-ass older twinbrother like me!

Thunder: You have a twin-brother?

Kitt: Sister, but she is really smart.

Thunder: Mine is just very talented. So annoying!

Kitt: Word! Don't you ever want to...?

Thunder: He maybe a lawyer and helps out on the show, but that's just all! I have my own show!

Kitt: Me too!

Zach: *from behind the screens* Hey, it's my show!

Kitt: He always thinks that. I'm the real star.

Thunder: So, how great is your sister?

Kitt: Too great for words. Did you already read the episode where both my sister and I wanted to be in a play and we got each other's role?

Thunder: Ehm....

Kitt: Never mind, has that ever happened to you?

Thunder: Like I said, my brother is very talented.

Kitt: I hit my sister in the head with a baseball in that episode too. Has that ever....?

Thunder: A little shock here and there... *grin*.

Nova: Would you two finally leave?!

Kitt: Just one more thing.... *pulls out a cake*

Nova: Kitt, no! Not here!

Kitt: Payback time!

Nova: Security!

*Zach and Derak run on stage and tackle Kitt. Zach and Kitt get covered by cake*

Thunder: Hey, this is fun!

Zach: Why can't you be as sweet as this cake?

Kitt: Good choice, ne?

Zach: This is my new suit!

Kitt: Bad choice, ne?

Zach: Just leave! Get cleaned.

Kitt: I'll be done in a splash! How about you? *walks away* Next time Thunder, next time I'll get you.

Thunder: Is it safe now?

Nova: I guess so. *Thunder leaves the stage* You can leave. Okay, next guest. Oh Derak, would you please sit down here?

Derak: Why?

Nova: Just because. My next guest is Mew!

Derak: Mew?!?!

*Mew flies on stage*

Mew: Derak! You are here too!

Derak: Not that fly again!

Nova: Check your contract Derak. You signed it yourself.

Derak: *Mew sits down on his head* I've been tricked.

Mew: Awh, poor Derak, but I still love you *Derak shivers*

Nova: Welcome Mew, how are you? Did you invite your whole family?

Mew: Mine are the sophisticated ones in section M. And I'm fine thank you. Is Kitt going to throw a cake at me?

Nova: I'm not sure. Zach keeps an eye on her. *Mew giggles* What is so funny?

Mew: I already knew he had an eye on her. Poor Derak, you really don't want use to fix you up with Cassidy?

Derak: No thanks, I have found my own love.

Mew: Really? Oh, poor Cassidy. What is her name?

Derak: That would be a spoiler.

Mew: Not by the time this story gets posted!

Derak: Has a point. Her name sounds like a pure rose in the morning wind.... *sighs*

Mew: Wow, he got it bad!

Nova: He'll sigh on for a couple of minutes now.

Derak: Like a kiss from a rose, covered in the morning dew..... ah..... Vena....

Mew: Vena?! The Princess Vena?!

Nova: The one and only.

Mew: Oh boy, I feel a problem coming up.

Nova: Don't worry, it gets worse.

Mew: Really? How?

Nova: I can't tell that. You will tell Kem about it and I've already said too much. So, what do you think of Thunder?

Mew: Oh, he's a nice co-host. We always have a lot of fun together. The day Kem introduced him to me, I just knew he was going to be my best friend.

Nova: Nothing more?

Mew: Why can't 2 people just be friends? He is JUST a friend. Nothing more.

Nova: I'm sorry. I guess those were all the questions. Oh wait, one more: how did you escape from Jessie and James.

Mew: I can't tell that, that would be a spoiler *winks*.

Nova: Then we'll just have to wait. Will you stay for the after party?

Mew: If Kem stays, I stay.

Nova: Thank you. You can go. Oh, and take Derak with you. I can't use him for the rest of the show any more.

Mew: Sorry about that.

Nova: It's okay. I'll see you later.

*Mew drags Derak- the boy heavily in love- along.*

Nova: okay, on to the next guest. Mew Two!

*Mew Two walks on grumbling*.

Nova: Something wrong?

Mew Two: Talk to that idiotic sister Aqua of yours. She kept on rattling about that she hated Mew for doing the Paralyse Blue Deal or whatever she said on her. And Zach doesn't like me also.

Nova: You were the one who hurt him back in your show.

Mew Two: Why do you even want me in this show?! I'm not one of the host.

Nova: You fried Zach, is that reason enough? And weren't you the one who put that cake behind Mew's chair so Ignis could throw it on Aqua?

Mew Two: *evil grin* Could be. I like Ignis. She's spunky.

Nova: Ignis likes you too. But you are not going to go out together again! Has Kem shown you the bill we had to pay because of you and her?!

Mew Two: *evil grin* Could be. That night was fun, wasn't it Ignis?

Lady Ignis: So fun! Tomorrow, okay?

Mew Two: Cool!

Nova: No! Ignis, you are grounded!

Lady Ignis: What? You can't ground me!

Nova: Yes I can, I am the oldest!

Lady Ignis: No, Tiamat is!

Tiamat: Sure, why don't you tell her I'm ancient?

Mew Two: Don't get into trouble because of me... I'll spend my night with some 'burning ember' *wink, wink*

*Lady Ignis gets the hint and puts a thumb up. She leaves*

Nova: Okay, can we get to the questions now?

Mew Two: Whatever.

Nova: What do you think of Mew? She is your older sister, right?

Mew Two: Whatever.

Nova: Can you two get along?

Mew Two: Whatever.

Nova: Is she your favourite sister?

Mew Two: She is like any other older sister.

Lady Ignis: My feelings exactly!

*Mew Two puts a thumb...ehm...tries to put a thumb up to Lady Ignis*

Nova: Do I have any more questions for you?

Mew Two: How should I know?

Nova: Ah, yes. Do you like your work?

Mew Two: It can be quite fun. I think they should pay me more.

Nova: So far I can't help you with that. Good luck then.

Mew Two: Can I go now? I want to spend my night with Burning Ember.

Nova: Ehm... okay.... Burning Ember?

*Mew Two transports from the stage*

Nova: And our last guest: Kem!

*Kem walks on the stage*

Kem: Hey Nova. I should keep and eye on Lady Ignis if I were you. I don't trust Mew Two. He let go way to easy.

Nova: Really?

Kem: Yes, and did you know Mika is trying to make ice cream?

Nova: ICE CREAM?! Moka, stop her!

*Moka runs towards Mika. A big explosion follows*

Nova: There goes the safety deposit.....Okay, let's try to make a good show with the last minutes we have. Kem, how many Pokémon do you have?

Kem: I stopped counting after Mew.

Nova: I heard most Pokémon trainers have 6 Pokémon.

Kem: Yeah, that's true, but you see, I am way too talented to stick with 6 Pokémon. But I have 6 main Pokémon.

Nova: I see. I guess I can skip the question if you think you are a good trainer.

Kem: Indeed.

Nova: So, what do you think about having a role in Serenay Moon?

Kem: *tries to hold back* I heard I will appear more than that one special.

Nova: Who told you that?

Kem: I have my sources.

Nova: Let's pretend that it's true, what do you think of that.

*Kem nods happily*

Nova: So you like it?

*Kem nods more*

Nova: I heard you and Kitt bought an Ice Cream factory on Giovanni's Visa Card.

*Kem nods even more*

Nova: With a sprinkle factory to match it?

*Kem nods- again*

Nova: And was Giovanni angry when he saw the bill? I heard it got delivered in a package because it was so big.

*Kem nods-again and again*

Nova: Why don't you answer?

Kem: *bursts out* WAAAAAAAIIIII! I'm in Serenay Moon!!!!!! And I get an important role too!!!!!!!

Nova: Who have you been talking to?! Kitt?!?!

Kitt: Hey, look! They sell cookies there! Bye! *runs off*.

Nova: What do you know more? What do you know about your role?

Kem: Actually, all I know is that I'm in the story... nothing more.

Nova: Then how do you know you are getting a big role?

Kem: My source wouldn't mail me that if it wasn't true.

Nova: Well, your 'source' is a big chatterbox. It's a wonder she is still keeping Demitiri's secret.

Kem: Which secret?

Nova: We don't know it. But she sometimes forgets she is writing this TOGETHER with someone else.

Kitt: But I try too!

Rocket Stevo: Next thing you'll say is that you made the whole story up!

Kitt: I never say that! I try not to make so much up, but you hardly disagree with me! But when I talk about Serenay Moon, I always say we are a team and that you are a great writer. Honestly!

Demitiri: What about me?

Kitt: I always say you are a great artist and that you make wonderful comics. Who is next? Tiamat?

Tiamat: Sure, why not?

Kitt: Argh! I'm leaving! You all know that I love your work and that I'm learning a great deal from all of you!

Tiamat: Bring along some cookies!

Kem: Does this happen all the time?

Nova: Not that often. I don't think I have any more questions. I think you can go. Will you stay for the after party?

Kem: I'm not sure. Mew Two said he had gotten an headache, but I don't trust him.

Nova: We'll see. See you later anyway. Keep on going with your show!

Kem: I will. Bye! *walks of the stage*

Nova: Well, I guess that was it! Thank you all for viewing!

Thunder: Yeah, let's hear it ya all!

*Roars and Lightning appear from the audience and makes the studio fall apart*

Nova: Thunder!

Thunder: Hey, look! A bucket of ice cream. Bye! *runs off*

The end. Much thanks to TPAMS!
Pokémon is © to Nintendo etc; the TPAMS idea is © to Kem. Thanks for borrowing them Kem =D

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